Saturday, October 27, 2007

the 2:00am post: the arrival of the bean

upon returning home from a long day, i found my bean outside my apt. door. what is a bean? a bean is the 3rd "as seen on tv" piece of exercise equipment that i impulsively purchased hoping to turn a new exercise leaf. here is a link to the site: http://www.bean.com/?UID=Y_TR_bean&s_kwcid=TC-2210-58535126511-S-9200151511

i am optimistic about this new exercise contraption. it looks comfortable and easy to use. 3rd time's a charm, right?

maybe i should write about my bean progress--maybe that will motivate me?

why is exercise so hard to commit to? strangely enough, i actually enjoy working out, once it becomes a part of my routine. i love to feel the rush of adrenaline and the euphoria of endorphins! i love the heart health benefits and the glow of my skin! i love the feeling of accomplishment when my body is sore and it feels challenged!

so what prevents me from starting the routine and sticking to it? lack of energy? probably. lack of time? i can squeeze it in. lack of ease? the bean people say its easy!

wish the bean and me good luck!

Gooooo bean! GOOOOOOO me! yay!

Friday, October 26, 2007

impulse post: check out skorch magazine!

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check out www.skorchmagazine.com

this is a great site for all the latest information for fat fashionistas! and there are discounts and other resources for shopping online. check it out!

calling all fashionista fetishistas

David Lynch, the creator of dark and brooding cinema favorites such as Blue Velvet, Lost Highway and Mulhulland Drive teamed up with the sexiest cobbler on the red-souled planet, Christian Louboutin. The deliciously decadent product of their union is a series of luscious photographs filled with powdery flesh, coiffed curls, cherry lips and high and lovely shoe armour. The exhibit is hosted by the Galerie du Passage in Paris and can be enjoyed by webtravelers at http://www.galeriedupassage.com/site/galerie_personne.asp?id_personne=232 or in the arts section of luxuryculture.com.

enjoy!

flying fat costs extra on southwest--but only for some

I boycott Southwest Airlines because they enforce a "customer of size" policy that patently discriminates against people of size. Southwest is not the only airline to have this policy but they are the only airline to actively enforce this policy and have been known to aggressively humiliate their patrons. The patrons who have suffered from SW's insensitivity are patrons who "are unable to lower the armrests (the definitive boundary between seats) and/or who compromise any portion of adjacent seating." Customers who fall into this definition are asked to purchase two seats because according to Southwest, the fatties have been making life uncomfortable for everyone else and the skinny bitches apparently are the favored customer. If SW is so concerned with the comfort of their patrons, they would not consistently decrease the size of their seats to increase the capacity.

Yesterday, I was forced to buy a ticket on SW because I got sick and had to cancel my ticket purchased on Hotwire and SW was all I could afford at the last minute. When I was checking in, I overheard the conversation of the customer at the next station. He was a large man being cross-examined by a rude SW employee. The tiny SW employee who probably has no idea what this man faces on a daily basis, repeatedly asked him if he was familiar with SW's "policy" and if he was certain that he could fit in the seat. He answered affirmatively once. Then again and again and again until the man looked like he was going to cry. The woman was relentless. I would have walked off but he probably didn't have the budgetary freedom, much like myself, to go to another airline. But, buying two tickets is not a bargain!

The most infuriating part is that I was checking in right next to this man but the woman helping me did not even broach the topic. On sight, I easily fit into their vague "customer of size" characterization. And since an employee is trained to arbitrarily raise the issue whenever he or she thinks a fat person is trying to board the plane, this policy is pure bullying.

After watching the man suffer through the pointed harassment, I began to worry. What if the next SW agent thought I was too fat and made me buy another ticket? Would they single me out in front of the 200+ people waiting in line to board? Would I start crying? Would I start yelling? Would I threaten to sue? As I boarded and had not yet been approached by an employee, I started scanning the aisles, hoping the plane would not fill up so I could sit in a row with an extra empty seat. I also started to worry that the person next to me could potentially complain about my "extra baggage." Would they exclaim that I was making them uncomfortable and force the attendants to make me adhere to the policy--" buy another ticket or get off!" Then I worried about asking for a seat-belt extender. Does that automatically make me too big? Does that automatically make me ineligible for only one seat? Why should anyone have to deal with this? I had to go through A LOT of worrying at the hands of this fucking policy. Isn't flying stressful enough?

How is this fair? I can barely write this post without welling up in tears. Fat people are teased, taunted, ridiculed on a daily basis. Being fat is not a choice. It is not comfortable. I do not enjoy feeling like a pressed sardine in a tight airline seat. I do not enjoy asking for a seat belt extender. I do not enjoy the looks other passengers give me, avoiding my eyes, hoping I won't sit next to them. But why throw that anger at me? Why not get angry at the airlines who are more concerned with their profit margins than with making everyone comfortable, not just the customers "not of size?"

Hopefully, the man at the counter will get angry and boycott SW from now on. I will never again fly with this airline, no matter what my budgetary restraints are. I am going to look into the legal implications because SW has been sued plenty of times over this. There is a lot going on here: the arbitrary policy picks and chooses who it disfavors. Let's get angry. No one should have to deal with this, no one!

Friday, October 19, 2007

what does "Les Glaneuses" mean and what does it mean to me?

Les Glaneuses comes from the French language and translates to "female gleaners." Historically, gleaning refers to the act of gathering remnants of crops from a field after the harvest and was most commonly done by women. Rural gleaners are beautifully memorialized in paintings by Jean-François Millet (1814-1875) and Vincent Van Gogh (1853-1890). Today, gleaners gather everything from scraps from trash, furniture from alleyways, or vegetables from stalls after the markets have closed. They also salvage knicknacks, ideas and personal connection.

My jewelry designs are creative examples of gleaning in the present-- i see them as mini-sculptures or collages made from found materials and found impressions. They are expressions of all that I have gleaned from travelling, cleaning out my mother's jewelry drawer and hunting for unique beads and baubels, both old and new.

Stay tuned for updates on completion of my site at www.lesglaneuses.etsy.com
I hope to have it finished soon and then you can buy some of my gleaned creations!

Thursday, October 18, 2007

great new fashion for the pleasantly plump

I just received my delightful new clothes from British plus-size fashion depot, Evans. I always stop in several Evans shops when I'm in the UK and I have always been very happy with their trendy, well-made and decently priced clothes. And now they ship to the US. Everything I ordered fit, fit well and is adorable! The clothes were shipped quickly and inexpensively and everything arrived better than I could have expected. This is a great new option for the savvy and stylish fat fashionista!

Check them out!

evans.co.uk

I bought a puffy, chocolate parka with hood and stylish adornments. http://www.evans.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=20554&storeId=12553&categoryId=69609&parent_category_rn=69608&productId=465653&langId=-1
I also got a silky, patterned tunic that works for a casual day look and can easily be spruced up for nighttime.
http://www.evans.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=20554&storeId=12553&categoryId=79919&parent_category_rn=69479&productId=455162&langId=-1
A sparkly silvery, long hooded sweater/tunic also made the list.
http://www.evans.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=20554&storeId=12553&categoryId=69603&parent_category_rn=69595&productId=409955&langId=-1

Don't forget to check out their funky shoes and eclectic accessories (bags, tights, belts, etc.) And, keep in mind that all prices are listed in BritishPounds which translates roughly to 2xdollars (example 28ukpounds=57us$).